I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I don't think brook has ever known best
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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