I didn't shave. On purpose
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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