I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
