eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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