i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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