How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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