Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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