I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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