Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
