we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
