rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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