bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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