i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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