Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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