She is in my trunk
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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