So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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