Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
