thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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