Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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