Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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