I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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