they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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