All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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