Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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