i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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