u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Terrible idea I love it
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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