whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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