I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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