i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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