11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
another moral hangover. fuck.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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