I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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