If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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