Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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