i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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