I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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