Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
