matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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