i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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