he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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