Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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