Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
