Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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