Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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