Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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