the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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