the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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