Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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