Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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