wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
