this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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