watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
