are you still at the devil's house?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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