all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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