I got chris browned last night
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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