I want to stick my p in your. b.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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