Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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