i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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